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Tuesday, July 17, 2007  

THE "ICK" FACTOR PREVAILS

AGAIN I WATCHED THE 20-SOMETHINGS COMPETE WITH THE 40-SOMETHINGS FOR THE AFFECTION OF A YOUNG PSEUDO-CELEBRITY BACHELOR. HE'S HANDSOME ENOUGH, I GUESS, BUT TO ME, HE APPEARS STIFF AND DULL. THERE WERE THREE WOMEN LEFT IN EACH CATEGORY IN LAST NIGHT'S SHOW. THE YOUNGER ONES ARE MARY, MAYBE THE PRETTIEST, BUT A WHINING CRYBABY WHO WAS ULTIMATELY SENT HOME, AMANDA, WHOSE BIG FAKE BOOBS, PUFFED UP LIPS, BAD SKIN AND EXTREME DESPERATION EMPHASIZE THE "ICK FACTOR" BIG TIME, AND MEGAN, WHO DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE ORTHODONTIST AS AN ADOLESCENT, BUT SEEMS BENIGN. THE OLDER ONES ARE MARIA, WHO KEEPS CLAIMING SHE WANTS OUT, BUT CAVES IN EVERY TIME HE PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO HER, JEN, THE OLDEST AT 48, WHOSE FOREHEAD IS BOTOXED INTO IMMOBILILTY, AND JAYANNA, WHO TOSSED HER HEAD AND HAIR SO OFTEN I AM CERTAIN THERE MUST BE A CHIROPRACTOR ON STAFF. THE HOUR WAS SPENT, AS USUAL, WATCHING THE BACHELOR DATE THESE WOMEN IN GROUPS. HE TOOK THREE OF THEM SURFBOARDING (IN HIS "WOODY", YEAH, RIGHT), TWO OF THEM TO THE MOVIES, AND ONE ON A MOTORCYCLE RIDE ALL DECKED OUT IN PLETHER. THE WOMEN ALL FLIRT OUTRAGEOUSLY AND DO ALL THE SEDUCTION WORK FOR HIM. THAT'S KIND OF THE WAY IT GOES WITH CELEBRITY MEN. THEY DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK A WOMAN. IF HE'S FAMOUS OR EVEN A LITTLE BIT FAMOUS, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE WOMEN WILLING TO GO DOWN FOR HIM. COULD'T HELP NOTICE THAT THERE WERE NO FLAT-CHESTED WOMEN IN THE COMPETITION. I'M SURE THE PRODUCER MUST HAVE FIGURED "WHY BOTHER???" EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!






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