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Tuesday, July 31, 2007  

IMPLANT PHOTO FINISH

ONCE AGAIN, "THE AGE OF LOVE" HAS DELIVERED MORE SQUEAMISH MOMENTS PER SEGMENT THAN EVEN THE PAULA ABDUL REALITY SERIES. WELL....MAYBE NOT. BUT IT'S STILL BAD ENOUGH TO BE GOOD. WE STARTED THE SHOW LAST NIGHT WITH 2 YOUNGER WOMEN AND TWO OLDER WOMEN (MARIA AND JAYANNA). OUR BACHELOR TAKES ONE OF EACH SALSA DANCING. MARIA GOES FIRST AND DELIVERS WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A STANDING LAP DANCE. OUR POOR TADPOLE STOOD THERE SPEECHLESS AND WOODEN (PARDON THE EXPRESSION!) BY THE END OF THE DANCE MARIA WAS SWEATY AND BREATHLESS, CLEARLY SHOWING HER AGE AND LACK OF ENDURANCE. I THINK EVEN OUR TADPOLE GOT A BIT OF THE "ICKIES" WHEN SHE FLOPPED DOWN WET AND HEAVING. AND NOT IN A SEXY WAY. AT THIS MOMENT I COULDN'T HELP BUT BE AMAZED AT WHAT SOME OF THESE WOMEN HAVE PUT THEMSELVES THROUGH WITHOUT EVEN THE LURE OF MAJOR JEWELRY AT THE END OF ALL THIS! OH WELL... MARIA FINALLY DELIVERED ON HER THREAT TO DROP OUT AND FINE, BECAUSE SHE WAS GETTING ON MY NERVES. MEGAN, THE YOUNGEST, ALSO DROPPED OUT DUE TO HER FEAR OF FLYING. BACHELOR NOW TAKES THE FINAL TWO: ONE YOUNGER, ONE OLDER TO MEET MOM IN AUSTRALIA. OUR OLDER GAL SHOWED HER OLD FASHIONED (READ "DESPERATE") SIDE BY SQUEEZING IN A LITTLE SEX/MASSAGE BEFORE THEY TAKE OFF, THINKING, OF COURSE THAT IT WILL GIVE HER THE EDGE. I THINK OUR TADPOLE BACHELOR WILL STICK TO FORM AND JUST CHOOSE THE BIGGER IMPLANTS.






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