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Friday, August 17, 2007  

GETTING IT UP IN LONG BEACH

LIVING IN A SMALL BEACH TOWN CERTAINLY HAS IT'S PLEASURES. ONE OF THEM IS THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER, DELIVERED DAILY TO MY FRONT DOOR. A STORY ON PAGE 2 CAUGHT MY EYE. SEEMS THE POLICE HAVE ARRESTED A 40-YEAR-OLD OFF-DUTY COP FOR BUYING A BOTTLE OF CIALIS PILLS FROM AN UNDERCOVER DETECTIVE. (THE PILLS, IN CASE YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING IN A CAVE SOMEWHERE, ARE THE STANDARD ERECTION-ENHANCING STUFF. IT'S ADVERTISED ON TV CONSTANTLY.) THEY CHARGED THE POOR GUY WITH TRAFFICKING IN "DANGEROUS DRUGS". ALTHOUGH I ADMIT THAT SOME MEN WITH AN ERECTION ARE DANGEROUS, TWO QUESTIONS COME TO MIND: NO.1 WHY DON'T THE POLICE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO?? AND NO.2 HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT CONTENT TO JUST TELL US WHETHER OR NOT WE CAN HAVE A BABY, THEY ALSO WANT TO DECIDE WHO IS ALLOWED TO GET AN ERECTION!!! I MAY HAVE TO RUN FOR POLITICAL OFFICE. I ALMOST RAN FOR GOVERNOR ONCE. MY PLATFORM WAS
"BETTER HUSBANDS!!!"






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