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Tuesday, August 07, 2007  

IMPLANTS TRIUMPH OVER INTEREST (DUUHHH!!)

THE FINAL EPISODE OF "THE AGE OF LOVE" PLAYED ITSELF OUT TO A SLOW, DULL AND PREDICTABLE FINISH LAST NIGHT. I HAVE BEEN THINKING ALL WEEK LONG THAT OUR TADPOLE SHOULD KEEP BOTH OF THE FINAL TWO. ONE YOUNGER WOMAN (AMANDA, 25), WHO COULD FULFILL THE TADPOLE'S MOTHER'S NEED FOR A FRESH BATCH OF GRANDCHILDREN, AND THE OLDER WOMAN (JEN, 48) WHO MIGHT LEND SOME SEX APPEAL TO THE TADPOLE'S LIFE IN GENERAL. IT WAS CLEAR DURING THE "MEET AND GREET" WITH THE FAMILY THAT AMANDA' SOCIAL SKILLS LEFT SOME ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT, HIGHLIGHTED BY THE FACT THAT JEN SHOWED UP WITH A GIFT FOR MOM AND POOR BACKWOODS GIRL, AMANDA, CAME EMPTY HANDED. SHE REMAINED STOIC AND SILENT DURING THE VISIT, WHILE JEN CHATTERED ON LIKE A SPEED FREAK, CONFESSING HER AGE AND ADMITTING TO BEING THE MOTHER OF A SON, NOT MUCH YOUNGER THAN OUR TADPOLE HIMSELF. ALL FOR NAUGHT. MOM AND SISTER (WHO LOOKED LIKE THEY COULD BE A SUMA WRESTLING TAG TEAM) PREFERRED AMANDA. JEN, WHO COULD NEVER BE ACCUSED OF HOLDING BACK ON ANY FRONT, MADE ONE LAST SPRINT FOR THE WIN AS SHE COYLY WHISPERED TO THE TADPOLE EXACTLY HOW MANY ORGASMS SHE IS CAPABLE OF HAVING AT ONE TIME (THIS SHOULD BRING HER AN AVALANCE OF FAN MAIL!). HE WAS EITHER UNIMPRESSED OR JUST GOT SCARED OF HER ALTOGETHER, BUT, AS FORECAST RIGHT HERE ON JUDY'S BLOG, SURPRISED NO ONE AND CHOSE THE BIGGER IMPLANTS. THE DULLEST TADPOLE EVER CHOSE THE DULLEST GIRL, AMANDA. IT'S KIND OF LIKE GETTING THE PRIZE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CRACKER JACK BOX. "IS THAT ALL THERE IS??"






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