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Monday, April 14, 2008  

TADPOLE MANIA!

BRACE YOURSELVES, LADIES. IVANA TRUMP, WHO HAS OFTEN SAID THAT SHE WOULD RATHER BE A BABYSITTER THAN A NURSE, HAS PROVED HER POINT AND MARRIED HER TADPOLE. THE YOUNG MAN IN QUESTION, A SWARTHY BUT HANDSOME ITALIAN, IS 23 YEARS HER JUNIOR. THIS WILL CERTAINLY QUALIFY IVANA FOR HALL OF FAME STATUS, ALONG WITH CURRENT TADPOLE CHAMPION, JOAN COLLINS.

I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE TADPOLE PHENOMENA LAST NIGHT OVER DINNER, AS I WAS OBSERVING A MUCH OLDER, WELL DRESSED COUPLE WHO ENTERED THE RESTAURANT SINGLE FILE, SHE HOLDING ON TO THE VENTS OF HIS JACKET AS THEY SHUFFLED THEIR WAY TO THEIR TABLE. THE STAFF WAS FAMILIAR WITH THE COUPLE, AS IF THIS DANCE HAS PLAYED OUT HUNDREDS OF TIMES. THEIR SERVER CUT UP THE WOMAN'S FOOD FOR HER. IT SEEMED OBVIOUS TO ME THAT SHE WAS CONSIDERABLY OLDER THAN THE GENTLEMAN, EMPHASIZED BY THE FACT THAT SHE REMAINED CATATONIC THROUGHOUT THE MEAL AND NEVER UTTERED A WORD. HE SIPPED A GLASS OF WINE WITH HIS DINNER, EATEN WITHOUT ASSISTANCE. AS HE BUTTERED HER BREAD FOR HER, I WAS TOUCHED BY THE KINDNESS OF THE GESTURE, AS WELL AS THE PATIENCE AND DEEP LOVE SUGGESTED BY THE LOOK ON HIS FACE. THIS IS THE TADPOLE RELATIONSHIP IN IT'S MOST EVOLVED VERSION. SO, BRAVO, IVANA! SHE WON'T HAVE TO BE THE NURSE, BUT WILL SURELY HAVE ONE WHEN SHE NEEDS IT.






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