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Monday, June 23, 2008  

PENIS GRAVEYARD

WILLIE NELSON ANNOUNCED THAT HE "HAS OUTLIVED HIS DICK". WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED! EXCEPT FOR A FEW MORE LINES ON AN ALREADY WELL-WORN FACE, HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE HE'S ALWAYS LOOKED, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE OLDER. I STARTED TO NOTICE AS I TROLLED AROUND PALM SPRINGS, A KNOWN WATERING HOLE FOR RETIREES, THAT LOTS OF OLDER MEN, ALTHOUGH STILL LOOKING FIT ENOUGH, PROBABLY HAVE A DECEASED MEMBER IN THEIR PANTS. THERE ARE SOME REMEDIES FOR THIS SORT OF PROBLEM. ONE CAN BARELY TURN ON THE TELEVISION WITHOUT SEEING "BOB" TOTALLY RE-INVENT HIMSELF BY TAKING A CERTAIN ERECTION ENHANCING PILL. IT ISN'T ENOUGH TO LOOK YOUNG, THEY WANT TO FEEL YOUNG, TOO. THERE IS A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF SURRENDER REQUIRED TO NAVIGATE THIS LAST CHAPTER OF LIFE GRACEFULLY. SHOULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE IN TO IT A LITTLE BIT THE WAY WILLIE NELSON HAS AND MOVE ON TO THE COMFORT OF HAVING HAD AN INTERESTING JOURNEY? BY THE WAY, IN PALM SPRINGS, THE GRAVE DIGGING UNION IS POPULATED SOLELY BY WOMEN.






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