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Friday, April 17, 2009  

REAL COUGARS

THE FIRST OF THE NEW REALITY SHOWS CENTERED AROUND A "COUGAR" HAS TURNED UP ON TV LAND. I WATCHED IT UNTIL I COULD NO LONGER SUPPRESS MY GAG REFLEX. THE SO-CALLED COUGAR, IS A 40-YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO LOOKS 30. ALREADY THEY ARE MISSING THE WHOLE POINT. THE YOUNG MEN PURSUING HER ARE IN THEIR EARLY 20'S, LOOKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH LIKE COLLEGE BOYS. I STARTED TO SQUIRM ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. ONE OF THE FIRST BOYS TO APPROACH HER IN ORDER TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF, DECLARED HIS LOVE AND HIS DESIRE TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH HER. THAT WAS RIGHT ABOUT WHEN I STARTED TO FEEL SICK. EEWWW!

THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING AN OLDER WOMAN WITH A YOUNGER MAN IS THAT THE WOMAN REALLY DOES, IN FACT, HAVE TO BE OLDER. NOT JUST OLDER THAN A COLLEGE BOY, BUT OLDER THAN THE YOUNGER WOMEN WHO ARE STILL CAPABLE OF BEARING CHILDREN. THE COUGAR IS AN OLDER WOMAN WHO HAS ALREADY RAISED HER CHILDREN. THAT'S JUST ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MAKES HER SO WISE AND ALLURING. BEEN THERE, DONE IT ALL.

THE COUGAR THAT I WATCHED ON TV GIGGLED A LOT. THE HALL OF FAME COUGARS LIKE CHER AND JOAN COLLINS DON'T GIGGLE. E.V.E.R. GIGGLING IS THE DOMAIN OF YOUNG WOMEN WHO GET NERVOUS AROUND MEN AND THEN DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. SO WHEN A YOUNG MAN MAKES A PASS AND SUGGESTS THAT THE PARTY MOVE TO HIS PLACE, THE COUGAR WOULD NEVER WASTE TIME, OR HIS INTEREST, GIGGLING, BATTING HER EYELASHES AND TOSSING HER HAIR. THE COUGAR IS OUT THE DOOR WITH THAT TADPOLE BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "YOU SURE DON'T LOOK 50!"






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