OK, so it's not the first time that I didn't win the Lotto. And I'm not really that bitter about not winning, but there IS something that does upset me. It's the fact that there are NO STANDARDS for winning. I mean, shouldn't there be some sort of criteria for how one plans to spend that money? For instance, one of the guys who won the several hundred million jackpot wears an orange jumpsuit to work. Pardon my prejudice, but I have a feeling I could put that money to use, serving my style, my instinct for perfection, my need for the best. I know where the good jewelry lives, where the impossibly huge
homes are built and where the great vacations take place. Maybe this is a new profession in the making:
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